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'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – 2011 - Mandelman Matters
And, since it is the holidays, it's also time for my annual year-in-review-in-rhyme, read to the famous holiday poem, 'Twas the night before christmas. I started writing my 'Twas the Night year-in-review in 2007, or at least that's ...
Parodies abound of ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS’
As pirates sleep on Christmas Eve, Ol’ White Beard with his peg leg and eye patch travels the seven seas on his sailboat led by eight endangered beluga whales. Wearing a swashbuckler hat with a white ostrich plume, he delivers holiday booty in ...
Spare Times
Around Town Museums and Sites American Museum of Natural History: Origami Tree (through Jan. 2) Animals and other large objects, many drawn from items in the museum, are the subjects of about 500 origami ornaments in the annual holiday display in the Grand Gallery; included are elephants, dinosaurs, diamonds and planets. Volunteers will be on hand - By ANNE MANCUSO
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Popcorn Hat Players will appeal to kids and adults
Last week, I wrote about Gamut Theatre Group’s innovative Stage Door Series. This week, Art & Soul visits Gamut’s Popcorn Hat Players. PHP is Gamut’s children’s theater, started in 1993 by the indomitable husband-and-wife team of Clark ...
"Twas the night before (the first) Christmas. C/C PLEASE!!!?
Im writing this poem for my family Christmas, I wrote and read one for thanksgiving so now everyone thinks I should write and read one for Christmas too. So finally after approximately twelve hours of bashing my head into the wall, here is what I have. Can you please help me make sure it sounds good before I have to read it on Saturday.
Twas the Night before (the first) Christmas
Twas the night before christmas
when all through the town
not a square inch was empty
not even the ground
The doors on the inns
were shut fast and tight
and no one was offering
a room for the night
Mary and Joseph
had no place to stay
till an innkeeper offered
his stable of hay
Shepherds on the hill
were watching their sheep
when an angel came
to them to speak
"For unto you" the angels cried,
"A saviour today is born
In Bethlehem of David
Jesus Christ the Lord
And then the sky
was filled with light
as angels sang
his birth that night
Back at the stable, Jesus was born
Surrounded by Animals, dirt, and hay
And laid to rest
in a feeding tray
Heralded by angels,
by shepherds greeted
Surrounded by animals
like the lowest treated
But dont be fooled
this baby was no peasant
This was the Messiah
The king of kings heaven sent
He came to this earth
to die on a tree
To forgive the sins of the world
He came for you and me
So when you see the nativity
Dont see just a stable of hay
Donkeys and sheep, Mary and Joseph
and baby Jesus in a manger laid
Remember the reason that he came
and see the shadow of the cross
That fell over the manger
To mark that first Christmas
I like most of it the way it is, other than the slant rhyme in the last stanza. Any ideas on how to make it an exact rhyme? Thanks
Answer: I like this..It is touching..How about?
The cross cast a shadow
from the star that shined bright
It fell over the manger
On that first Christmas night.
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Does anyone have a copy of the miltary version of TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
When i was still active i remember receiving this in email once in a while, its the old familiar story about santa but with a twist either santa visiting a ship and seeing how sailors live or there is a marine version also
Answer: Twas the night before christmas...
'Twas the night before christmas, and he lived all alone;
In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to give,
and to see what manner of person in this home did live.
I looked all about, a strange sight did I see;
no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.
No stocking by the mantle, just boots filled with sand,
And on the wall hung many pictures of far distant lands.
With medals and badges, and awards of all kinds,
Suddenly a thought so sobering came into my mind.
For this house was much different, it was so dark and dreary,
I was in the house of an Airman, once I could see clearly.
The Airman lay sleeping, silent, all alone;
curled upon the floor in this one bedroom home.
The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder,
Not exactly how I imagined I'd find an airman soldier.
Was this the hero of whom I'd just read?
Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed?
I then realized the families I saw on this night,
owed their lives to these airmen who were willing to fight.
For soon 'round the world the children would play,
And grownups would celebrate a bright Christmas day.
They all enjoyed their freedom each month of the year,
because of the airman, like the one lying here.
I couldn't help wonder how many more lay alone,
on a cold Christmas Eve, in some land far from home.
The very thought brought a tear to my eye,
and I dropped to my knees and started to cry.
The Airman awakened and I heard a rough voice,
"Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice;
I fight for our freedom, I don't ask for more,
My life is my God, my country, my Air Force."
The Airman roiled over and drifted back to sleep,
But I couldn't control it, I started to weep.
I kept watch for hours, so silent and still
Until we both shivered hard from the cold night's chill.
I didn't want to leave on that cold, dark night
This Guardian of Honor so willing to fight.
Then the Airman rolled over, and with a voice soft and pure,
whispered, "Carry on, Santa, it's Christmas Day and all is secure."
One look at my watch and I knew he was right
Merry Christmas, my friend, and to all a Good Night!
This was allegedly written by someone stationed on Okinawa and appears in various forms (soldier or Marine instead of airman).
Category: Military
Love Enough to Share: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winters nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.” We’re all familiar with this Christmas poem ...
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - Christmas Tree Farm Network
'Twas the night before christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, ...
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS App
Want a new take on the classic holiday poem ‘Twas the night before christmas? Interactive app publisher Moving Tales has an app edition that brings the classic poem into the modern era. The $3.99 app is a 3D animated adaptation of the original poem. It ...
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before christmas (or A Visit from St. Nicholas) by Clement Clarke Moore (1823). 'Twas the night before christmas, when all through the house ...
Define: courses from the poem "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"?
As in "up to the house-top the courses they flew" and "More rapid than eagles, his courses they came," from the popular poem "Twas the night before christmas". Ive looked at more than a dozen online definitions. It seems to be indicating the reindeer. How about pronunciation?
Thanks!
Answer: a. Onward movement in a particular direction; progress: the course of events
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Show and Revelry
A sampling of holiday celebrations, including dance and theater events, in New York, all free unless otherwise noted. (Churches accept donations.) Friday IRISH ARTS CENTER, 553 West 51st Street, Clinton. An Irish Christmas, with traditional and contemporary songs; performers include the singer Grace Nono, the singer and jazz pianist Tamar Korn,
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Jessie Wilcox Smith (September 6, 1863 - May 3, 1935) was a prolific illustrator of magazines and childrens books. She was a frequent contributor to Ladies Home ...
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Contest
Eight Blues players recorded Twas the night before christmas prior to the Dec. 23 game at Phoenix. Fans listening to KMOX 1120 AM during second intermission were treated to this unique reading of the story. If you missed it, you can listen again using the ...
How did the author of "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" come up with the names of Santas reindeer?
Is there any particular significance or hidden meanings to the names?
Answer: The names of the original eight reindeer were actually taken from the 1823 poem A Visit from St. Nicholas, commonly known as "The Night Before Christmas." Prior to the poem, American ideas about St. Nicholas and other Christmastide visitors varied considerably.
The poem was first published anonymously in the Troy, New York Sentinel on December 23, 1823, and was reprinted frequently thereafter with no name attached. Authorship was later attributed to Clement Clarke Moore and the poem was included in an anthology of his works, but his connection with the verses has been questioned by some. Moore's wife is of Dutch descent, being a descendant of the Van Cortlandt family via her mother. She shares bloodlines with Henry Livingston Jr. and Clement Clarke Moore's family is married into the Livingston family as well. Henry Livingston, a New Yorker with Dutch and Scottish roots, is the chief candidate for authorship if Moore did not write it.
Having said that...we may never know how the author of "Twas the night before christmas" come up with the names of Santa's reindeer. But at the links below, you will find some interesting facts:
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - YouTube
Nov 28, 2007 ... Graphics from a children's book with a Perry Como soundtrack.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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why do people believe santas suit influenced by coke when "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" was in 1912?
Many of the answers about santas suit colors mention coke in the 1930s. However, in the famous poem "Twas the night before christmas" published in 1912! we have a description of Santa as a "right jolly old elf" and the first illustrations were of him in a red suit?
Answer: i never knew that
i thought red and green was just Christmas colors :)
ok, found the site, interesting...
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A modern adaptation of Clement Clarke Moore's famous Christmas poem.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
Have you all seen this one yet? What do you thin?
(Have to get plenty of questions in here.)
A Railroaders Night before Christmas
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Twas the night before christmas back in 03
and no one was working cept losers like me.
Departing the depot my conductor and I,
fighting fatigue on another red-eye.
My conductor and I both dreading the hell
of yet one more holiday at the hotel.
Not ten miles out as we went through the night,
a feeling upon us that somethings not right.
We should have a clear... this signal was flashin...
an approach came next as is usually the fashion.
Then what to my sleep deprived eyes should appear,
a dark signal and banner with officers near.
We started to slow when I said with a sigh,
"I really am tempted to just blow on by."
But rather than take thirty days of vacation,
we settled ourselves for this sad situation.
Three "wise men" climbed on as we looked to see
a Trainmaster a Supe Ops and an RFE.
They said "tis the season for family and resting,
we thought it was a really nice night for some testing.
We wish a safe holiday for both of you
but we found an exception, so heres a level two.
We looked at your work sheet and its as we like,
but you misspelled a word here so heres one more strike.
You set nineteen pounds here instead of twenty,
so here is one more... dont worry, theres plenty.
We know its the eve of the birth of your Savior,
but feel that we simply must change your behavior.
Christ died on the cross as a way to atone us,
but we are concerned for the size of our bonus.
Wed like to say thanks guys for taking this run,
oh, heres one more strike just in case we missed one."
They made us sign papers and said nothing more,
and one cut a fart as they went out the door.
We sat there a moment, my conductor still sighing,
I started to laugh, it was that or start crying.
I said to myself, "this time of the season,
we forgive all men for whatever the reason.
Its just their job what these officers do,
for deep down inside they are like me and you.
This feeling of love is what Christmas is about."
I opened my window and stuck my head out.
I heard one exclaim as they left in the night,
"Heres one more level for a burned out ditch light!"
Answer: Almost a decade of service now and almost a decade of spending every xmas and thanksgiving just like this. I figure I will take the bullet for those with little ones so when mine arrive very soon some poor soul will do the same for me. My favorite was last xmas eve. I got in actually at 2200 on a 8hr straight shot, unbelievable. But then it came... no car men, they have the holiday off, so you have to do the 15k inspection in 2ft of snow.. oh and yes we are watching to see if you check for piston travel. I can't wait until I am set up during the snowy months! NIce poem!
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1974 TV special) - Wikipedia, the ...
’Twas the night before christmas is a 1974 Rankin-Bass animated Christmas television special based on the famous 1823 poem that opens with this line. The special ...
How can I start off a Christmas story starting with "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS".?
im supposed to make my own Christmas story, and im trying but keep striking through each thought. HELP!!
Answer: when all was quiet all the children had gone ro bed to try and get to sleep wondering what would be waiting for them the next morning --------
REMEMBER YOUR CHRISTMAS MORNING go from there
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS variations
"Twas the night before christmas" by Clement Moore inpired a multitude of variations and spin-offs
A Visit from St. Nicholas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"The Night Before Christmas" and "Twas the night before christmas" redirect here. For other uses, see The Night Before Christmas (disambiguation) and Twas ...
The Stupid Shall Be Punished: 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ...
Having midwatch back aft and finding a picture of a decorated pump in the night orders and looking up after a few minutes of midnight entry scribbling to see an alarm panel lit up with a christmas tree design for the midnight ...
A Visit from St. Nicholas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"A Visit from St. Nicholas", also known as "The Night Before Christmas" and "Twas the night before christmas" from its first line, is a poem first published ...
A poem on "St. Freud," a spoof on TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
Last term in my English class we read a poem about St. Freud. It was a spoof off of Twas the night before christmas. For example, the reindeer were referred to as certain terms he made up, things like that. I no longer have the book with this poem. I have no idea what it is called and who wrote it but if anyone has any ideas I would love to find this poem online. Thank you very much.
Answer: "A Visit from St. Sigmund" by X.J. Kennedy
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through each kid
Not an Ego was stirring, not even an Id.
The hangups were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Sigmund Freud soon would be there.
The children in scream class had knocked off their screams,
Letting Jungian archetypes dance through their dreams,
And Mamma with her bra off and I on her lap
Had just snuggled down when a vast thunderclap
Boomed up from my unconcious arose such a clatter
As Baptist John's teeth made on Salome's platter.
Away from my darling I flew like a flash,
Tore straight to the bathroom and threw up, and -- smash!
Through the windowpane hurtled and bounced on the floor
A big brick -- holy smoke, it was hard to ignore.
As I heard further thunderclaps --lo and behold--
Came a little psychiatrist eighty years old.
He drove a wheeled couch pulled by five fat psychoses
And the gleam in his eye might induce a hypnosis.
Like subliminal meanings his coursers they came
And, consulting his notebook, he called them by name:
"Now Schizo, now Fetish, now Fear of Castration!
On Paranoia! on Penis-fixation!
Ach, yes, that big brick through your glass I should mention:
Just a simple device to compel your attention.
You need, boy, to be in an analyst's power:
You talk, I take notes -- fifty schillings an hour."
A bag full of symbols he'd slung on his back;
He looked smug as a junk-peddler laden with smack
Or a shrewd politician soliciting votes
And his chinbeard was stiff as a starched billygoat's.
Then laying one finger aside of his nose,
He chotled, "What means this? Mein Gott, I suppose
There's a meaning in fingers, in candles, und wicks,
In mouseholes und doughnut holes, steeples und sticks.
You see, it's the imminent prospect of sex
That makes all us humans run 'round till we're wrecks,
Und each innocent infant since people began
Wants to bed with his momma und kill his old man;
So never you fear that you're sick as a swine --
Your hangups are every sane person's und mine.
Even Hamlet was hot for his mom -- there's the rub;
Even Oedipus Clubfoot was one of the club.
Hmmm, that's humor unconcious." He gave me rib pokes
And for almost two hours explained phallic jokes.
Then he sprang to his couch, to his crew gave a nod,
And away they all flew like the concept of God.
In the worst of my dreams I can hear him shout still,
"Merry Christmas to all! In the mail comes my bill
Hope that's the one you were looking for :)
Category: Poetry
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (TV 1974) - IMDb
Directed by Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin Jr.. With Patricia Bright, Scott Firestone, George Gobel, Joel Grey. When a town learns that Santa Claus has struck it off his ...
Do people in Chile know the story "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"?
I want to send a little boy that lives in Chile The Night before Christmas book, but I am wondering, I know it was written by a man in New York and that of course is very popular in the U.S. I am wondering though, I also know it has been translated to many other languages, does anyone know if it is popular in Chile?
Answer: I don't know but if it isn't, it'll make a better gift. Nothing's more fun than learning something new.
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Poem
Clement Clarke Moore (1779 - 1863) wrote Twas the night before christmas also called A Visit from St. Nicholas in 1822
Fallon Mad Libs TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS With Patton Oswalt, T.I., BriWi & More (VIDEO)
Jimmy Fallon continued his holiday tradition of reading "Twas the night before christmas" on Thursday, but this time around he brought in some friends to help transform the poem into a festive mad lib. We think youll find the results are as ...
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - Funny Parodies
Apocryphal versions of A Visit from St. Nicholas (The Night Before Christmas), one of the most parodied poems in the English language.
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Can someone get me the first Part Clarinet to TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
Im playing this for band but i want a permanent copy, by Newell Long. Can someone send me a link or e-mail.
Answer: u wanna lift?
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It's time for Week 16 picks, where the NFL playoff race is coming into focus, and like the Giants and Jets, pretty much everyone (somehow) still has a chance. Read on, and maybe this week will bring us a Christmas miracle.
Mark Fiore - The Night Before Newt
Dogboy: Twas the night before christmas, when all through the house, Mr. Dan: Republicans perfected their rhetorical joust. Dogboy: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, Mr. Dan: In hopes that Saint Newt, soon would be there.
Where can I find TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS round ornaments?
I want ornaments that tell the story. If you know of some that arent round thats ok, too. I just want them to tell the story.
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'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – John Cleese style | Tellyspotting
It was 2007 when one, John Cleese, set his Pythonesque sights on the traditional reading of 'Twas the night before christmas. In John's own words from the podcast of thoughts, ...
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Santa Reads TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
High Point, NC - Arguably one of the best known and classic poems for the Christmas season is "Twas the night before christmas". Who better than Santa Claus himself to read it? We caught up with the jolly old elf at Kissing Tree Studio in High Point and ...
Atheists: When is the last time you stirred? TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and all through the house, not?
a creature was stirring, not even the atheist who lives under the house.
(((Sirius))) We dont have internet access in prison, Sweetie. oops
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Twas The Video Before Christmas
Wanted you to see this cool local ” ‘Twas the night before christmas” video featuring Marty Brennaman, Bootsy & Patti Collins, Bengals Rey Maualuga and Thomas Howard, Si Leis, Buddy LaRosa, Police Chief James Craig, Mark Perzel ...
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Santa Poem
(EndPlay Staff Reports) - "Twas the night before christmas" has become the quintessential story to introduce the Santa Claus legend to children. But the New Yorker, Clement Clarke Moore, who wrote it had no idea he was destined for greatness. He ...
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Animators of all things Christmas, Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass ( Frosty the Snowman ) take on the famous poem by Clement Moore. Narrated by Joel Grey, the story ...
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How does the Ending to TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS go?
Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Good Morning?! :)
Answer: there was a clatter, the dude woke up to see what was the matter, he crept downstairs and saw santa with his big round face and a belly like a bowl full of jelly, he place his finger by his nose and gave a wink and shot up the chimney and was gone. whipping his reindeer and saying HO HO HO merry christmas
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Poem
Twas the night before christmas, when all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. / The stockings were hung by the chimney with care ...
’Twas the Night Before Russian Christmas | Opinion | The Moscow ...
Twas the night before christmas, and our language columnist had visions dancing in her head. But these were no ordinary holiday scenes. Instead, they ...
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Greyhounds: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
And me in my fleece jammies, and my human in her sweats, Had just settled in for some cozy evening pets. When out on the street there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Paws up to the window I flew like a ...
Star Trek One Trek Mind #6: Twas the Night...
One Trek Mind #6: Twas the Night... By Jordan Hoffman. December 20, 2011. ... Twas the night before christmas when all near the wormhole
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Mom-Style | The Stir
Are you sick to death yet of wrapping presents and baking cookies and reading holiday stories and singing Christmas carols and finding new hiding places for that ...
Christmas temptations not just for kids
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for a hyperactive, wildly exuberant 6-month-old yellow lab puppy named Nutmeg. Nutmeg started the Christmas season by visiting a family-owned Christmas tree farm in Epsom.
Christmas stirrings
Twas the night before christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for ... Jingle, jingle, jingle. "Get away from that tree, ya stinking cat!" The cat ran, its jaws still clutching a jingle bell, while I gave chase ...
Werner Herzog Reads 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS | Open ...
Another chestnut -- fake Werner Herzog reading from 'Twas the night before christmas. This isn't the story as you know it. No, this version is dark,
Hulu - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Video description: Jimmy enlists some help from friends, including T.I. and Maya Rudolph, to Mad Lib Twas the night before christmas.
The Project Gutenberg eBook of TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ...
Project Gutenberg's Twas the night before christmas, by Clement C. Moore This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no ...
What couplet in "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" has both an adverb and a prepresition?
Im doing this grammar thing for L. Arts and I need a couplet from "Twas a night before christmas" that rhymes and has both an adverb and prepresition! Plz help!
Thanks!
Kelley
Answer: Here are some phrases. You can find the couplets.
The children were nestled all SNUG IN their beds,
the stump of a pipe he held TIGHT IN his teeeth
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'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - Funny Parodies
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What do you call TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
Is it considered a poem or a short story or a musical or what?
Ive been wondering for the longest time.
Category: Christmas
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Does anyone know a Jamaican or Caribbean version of "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"?
Im looking for Jamaican or Caribbean Christmas poems, it doesnt have to be Twas the night before christmas, but it would be nice I could find that.
Answer: Twas the night before christmas
'Twas the night before christmas and far out at sea
Our vessel was sailing as smooth as could be
The stockings were hung from the balcony chairs
With hope that St. Nicholas would find them out there
The children were nestled all snug in their uppers
Having just settled down from a Christmas Eve supper
And ma and myself, we were covered in aloe
A bit too much sun, in a pool nice and shallow
When up in the sky there arose such a clatter
I leapt from my bed to see what was the matter
To the sliding glass door, I flew like a flash
Well, more like a saunter, and less like a dash
When, what to my skeptical eyes should appear
But a big shiny sleigh and eight flying reindeer
They circled our ship from starboard to port
And the moon lit the driver, a jolly old sort
Who called to his team in a happy retort,
"Now Dasher, now Dancer," so on and so forth
I raced through my cabin and into the hall
To the very top deck, in time for us all
To be awed by the sight of Old Santa's sleigh
As he lightly touched down by the midnight buffet
With a bundle of goodies thrown over his back
He climbed up the side and dropped down the smokestack
From insides to oceanviews, balconies, suites
Santa filled every stocking with toys and with treats
Until all the deliveries had been handled with care
Then he noted he still had a minute to spare
So he surfed the Surf Park, with nary a fall
While Dasher and Dancer scaled the rock-climbing wall
And Prancer, who was actually fond of the cold
Tried the ice-skating rink, a sight to behold
And then with a whistle, Santa summoned his team
And he bade us farewell, silent nights and sweet dreams
And I heard him exclaim as he flew out of view
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good cruise.
Twas de night before Christmas, when all tru dehouse,
all de fellers was tinkin 'bout puddin an' souse.
De hams were all hung by de sideboard wid care,
in hopes that tomorrow, there'd be nuff sweet food to share.
De chil'ren were ball-up all tight in their beds,
while visions of pumpkin fritters danced in their heads.
You cud smell de sweet bread in de oven from far,
and I had just crack a fresh bottle of Cockspur 5 Star.
When out in de chicken coop there arose such a clatter.
I jump up from my ottama to see wha de ram-bam was de matter.
Away to the window I flew like a zr van,
equip wid 2 big salt breads, holdin in my hand.
The moon on de dunks tree looked so lovely an'bright,
but it suddenly occured to me that I was tired as shite.
When, what with my malicious eyes do I see?
Wuh loss! A big musty santa-pee (ie.centepede), right by my feet!
Bring de cutlass goah-blemmuh! Dis ting gine bite me!
And de nex ting I look, it was up by my knee.
More rapid than Winston Hall dis ting start to climb,
if I had some Baygon, I knew I'd be fine.
The brow of my forehead was starting to sweat,
But wait! I hadda idea...I wasn't done for yet.
So I grabble piece a board and give it a chop,
Wax! Puhlax! Bruggadung! Brax! I would not stop.
You shudda see de ting denn, it tek so much licks...
It was now all over the floor, like corn beef on Crix.
But Beryl was 'busing as bad as could be,
'bout how I dirty up de floor wid dead santa-pee.
Ah tell she doan worry and ah tell she don fret,
bout that foolish old gal like she ain hear ma yet.
She keep making bare noise and giving backchat,
so I chop she wid a salt bread, and dat was de end ah dat.
Category: Christmas
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